I stay up all night. I don't keep normal hours.
I watch Everybody Hates Chris every night. I don't like this show, but I watch it anyway. Neighborhood reminds me of growin' up I guess.
Cosby isn't funny. Also, don't they live in Brooklyn or some shit? Never seen anyone lace up Theo and snatch his chain and shoes.Didn't Bill Cosby murder his son or something?
Family Matters: There should be an episode where Officer Carl Winslow arrests Urkel for potential crimes against humanity with all those fucking inventions. If not that, multiple counts of destruction of private property. The little Winslow girl disappears about season 4 never to be mentioned again. Urkel probably killed her with Mengele-style experimentation, or just a wacky accident.
Three's Company: As fucking awesome as Mr. Furley is (clearly the superior landlord), Mr. Roper blatantly hates gay people, and doesn't even try to hide it. This was acceptable comedy fodder for me growin' up. You could make fun of gays on TV all the time when I was a lad. Dudes like JLJ and I aren't edgy for makin' fun of homos. We jacked that shit from Mr. Roper.
I'm tired. I don't know what else is on.
-db2k
Monday, January 25, 2010
Lulz
My ex-wife tried to kill herself by leaving an electric oven on.
An electric oven.
Seriously.
-DB2K
An electric oven.
Seriously.
-DB2K
Sunday, January 24, 2010
The Mary Janet In Music Comp (free DL)
The idea behind this comp is; all the bands on it blaze the greenery. Basically, you get the comp for free, and when these bands come through town on tour, you blaze them up. Pretty sweet, right? NGS Record's own The Burden have a track on here. Fight Pretty is on here, too. They fucking slay.
1.Bleeding Kansas - Lucky 03:57
2.Canyons - Nate Jameson 04:00
3.Doubt - Quick Mouth 02:01
4.Hammers - Snow 03:14
5.Foreign Theaters - Cycles 01:54
6.The Pick Up - The Amazing Hoax 03:01
7.Recession - Manifest Destiny 02:08
8.Illustrations - Violence 03:36
9.Lord Green - Higher Than God 04:45
10.Prize Country - I Could Be A Knife 03:52
11.Ghost Town Electric - Atomic Temple 03:25
12.Across Tundras - Weary Travellers Rest (Exclusive Demo Version) 05:01
13.Hercules - If you've got the Stash we've got the Ca$h 02:22
14.Isolation - Brazen Bull 04:26
15.Creeper - Brannigan 02:04
16.Cower - Here Comes the Sunn 02:39
17.Jument - Branches Above 03:10
18.Cloud Mouth - Flex Yr Head (Live @ WHPK) 02:59
19.The Farley Overdose - Buzzard Gut 03:06
20.Bone Dance - Nom De Guerre 02:15
21.Benoit - Alone I Dream 02:07
22.Fight Pretty - Nightwalkers 03:23
23.Altered State - Guillotine Proof 06:10
24.Badmouth - Nostrildamus 01:16
25.The Burden - Swastika 02:33
26.Dead Heroes - Heartache 03:57
27.CTL - Forever 02:08
28.Burn Idols - Mindfuck 01:25
29.Girls of Porn - Bong Rips / Big Tits 06:44
30.Casting Curses - Hey Disbeliever 03:08
31.Anxiety Attack - Planet Piss 02:16
32.The Love Below - Serious Delerium 01:07
33.Tragic Ends - Broken Fingers 01:10
34.Capsize - Nothing Changes 04:30
35.No Discretion - Cold World 01:43
Get it now for free at Ghost Is Clear Records
http://theghostisclearrecords.bandcamp.com/
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Free download of the Murderlicious album
Murderlicious, out of Sacto California were kind enough to post their entire first album up as a free DL. Best!
If you can get past the name, you're in for a serious fuckin' treat. Featuring notable dudes and hardcore heavyweights Mike Stout and Mikey Hood, if any band deserves to be called 'Murderlicious', it's these guys.
Stylistically, it's all over the place, but it pulls itself together nicely. Kinda like Celtic Frost and Motorhead using the hardcore formula, but with Pink Floyd style psychedelic rock guitar solos. Sounds weird, I know. But it fuckin' works.
If you like to hit the greenery, I advise you to blaze until you look Indonesian, and throw this record on 10, and just enjoy the ride.
http://murderlicious.com/murderlicious.zip
I'm hoping to pick these guys up for their next record, but even if I can't, the follow up will surely be next level good.
-Dannbomb 2000
If you can get past the name, you're in for a serious fuckin' treat. Featuring notable dudes and hardcore heavyweights Mike Stout and Mikey Hood, if any band deserves to be called 'Murderlicious', it's these guys.
Stylistically, it's all over the place, but it pulls itself together nicely. Kinda like Celtic Frost and Motorhead using the hardcore formula, but with Pink Floyd style psychedelic rock guitar solos. Sounds weird, I know. But it fuckin' works.
If you like to hit the greenery, I advise you to blaze until you look Indonesian, and throw this record on 10, and just enjoy the ride.
http://murderlicious.com/murderlicious.zip
I'm hoping to pick these guys up for their next record, but even if I can't, the follow up will surely be next level good.
-Dannbomb 2000
Winterizing your Doc Martens
So since we just had the blizzard, I just did my yearly ritual of winterizing all my Doc's. Here's what I do, in case anyone else out there has Doc's and want them to last. Don't try this with suede.
Get a tub of 'Mink Oil', you should be able to get it at CVS or Wal-Mart or anywhere like that.
Take the laces out and clean the dirt/blood/teeth/shit off all your boots with a damp rag.
Get a clean rag and apply a liberal amount of Mink Oil to the boots. Rub it in really good, make sure you get it in all the stitching, including the yellow border stitching. Don't worry about using too much. You can never use too much. If it's all globby, that's fine.
Pre-heat your oven to 200 degrees, and put your boots on the rack. Bake them for like 5-10 minutes. Keep an eye on the soles and make sure they aren't melting.
Take them out, and when they're cool enough to handle, wipe off/rub in all the excess mink oil.
Re-lace and you're good to go.
Try to avoid polishes, especially the kind with the dobber on the top. Doc's don't need to be polished. They're good leather. If you must polish them, use Kiwi brand polish. But really, try to avoid it.
Doc's will last you forever as long as you treat them right. Take care of them, they'll take care of you.
Just a friendly public service announcement from Dannbomb 2000 and NGS Records. Die with your boots on!
Get a tub of 'Mink Oil', you should be able to get it at CVS or Wal-Mart or anywhere like that.
Take the laces out and clean the dirt/blood/teeth/shit off all your boots with a damp rag.
Get a clean rag and apply a liberal amount of Mink Oil to the boots. Rub it in really good, make sure you get it in all the stitching, including the yellow border stitching. Don't worry about using too much. You can never use too much. If it's all globby, that's fine.
Pre-heat your oven to 200 degrees, and put your boots on the rack. Bake them for like 5-10 minutes. Keep an eye on the soles and make sure they aren't melting.
Take them out, and when they're cool enough to handle, wipe off/rub in all the excess mink oil.
Re-lace and you're good to go.
Try to avoid polishes, especially the kind with the dobber on the top. Doc's don't need to be polished. They're good leather. If you must polish them, use Kiwi brand polish. But really, try to avoid it.
Doc's will last you forever as long as you treat them right. Take care of them, they'll take care of you.
Just a friendly public service announcement from Dannbomb 2000 and NGS Records. Die with your boots on!
Thursday, December 17, 2009
RETARD LOVERS, HIT YOUR BACK BUTTON
ok, so i engaged in a rather in-depth debate with a friend tonight. the question at hand: are retards people?
in my opinion, this is a two-sided issue with two strong arguments. the answer, however, becomes clear upon further review.
one side (henceforth to be referred to as "pussies") contends that slowies are, in fact, regular human beings. they're born from human parents and have the standard human diploid number of 46 (but not the downies!). they look moderately human and have some human characteristics. but an open mind would entertain the question, do these traits alone constitute that which makes mankind tick, if you will?
the answer to both questions posed thus far is a decidedly emphatic "no." what makes humans, well, human i guess (aside from that whole opposable thumb deal), is his mental capacity. a human is no more physically imposing than many animals, like bears or sharks or even gentle giants such as the african elephant. what truly sets us apart is the fact that when a bear tries to eat us, we don't punch him in the nose. WE SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE. then he dies and we eat him. it's as simple as that: good, old ingenuity. set up a retard camp in the woods and go back in six months. it'll be nothing but a pile of bones and evidence of excessive drooling. maybe some leftover ketchup rolls, if you threw in an advanced one who could even figure out how to make such a tasty treat.
the VAGItarian with whom i had the conversation which spawned this discourse has a valid reason for one aspect of his stance. he claims that he would not eat a retard (due to his being a pussy). but let me tell you this: i would eat all kinds of retard. if someone said to me, "here you go dude, eat some retard spare ribs," i'd first ask what variety of bbq sauce was used, and then likely consume some tender retard meat.
my point is clear: pussies like boner have it all wrong. retards are clearly subhuman, having a brain capacity well below that of your average chimpanzee. perhaps the issue of whether to eat a slowie or not is a moot point, but i feel that any self-respecting omnivore who accepts his position at the top of the food chain would gladly accept any commonly-consumed cut of meat, regardless of whether it came from the mentally handicapped or your friendly neighborhood veal farm. in a more perfect society, such activities would even be encouraged and noticed, as it does a great deal to help clean up our collective gene pool.
on a related note, i wholeheartedly endorse the state of texas's right to fry up as many 'tarded murderers as they like. damn beureaucrats standing in the way of everyone's fun all the time...
WHAT DO YOU THINK, KIDS? ARE SLOWIES PEOPLE OR WHAT? let's hear what YOU think.
-Tim Swanson
in my opinion, this is a two-sided issue with two strong arguments. the answer, however, becomes clear upon further review.
one side (henceforth to be referred to as "pussies") contends that slowies are, in fact, regular human beings. they're born from human parents and have the standard human diploid number of 46 (but not the downies!). they look moderately human and have some human characteristics. but an open mind would entertain the question, do these traits alone constitute that which makes mankind tick, if you will?
the answer to both questions posed thus far is a decidedly emphatic "no." what makes humans, well, human i guess (aside from that whole opposable thumb deal), is his mental capacity. a human is no more physically imposing than many animals, like bears or sharks or even gentle giants such as the african elephant. what truly sets us apart is the fact that when a bear tries to eat us, we don't punch him in the nose. WE SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE. then he dies and we eat him. it's as simple as that: good, old ingenuity. set up a retard camp in the woods and go back in six months. it'll be nothing but a pile of bones and evidence of excessive drooling. maybe some leftover ketchup rolls, if you threw in an advanced one who could even figure out how to make such a tasty treat.
the VAGItarian with whom i had the conversation which spawned this discourse has a valid reason for one aspect of his stance. he claims that he would not eat a retard (due to his being a pussy). but let me tell you this: i would eat all kinds of retard. if someone said to me, "here you go dude, eat some retard spare ribs," i'd first ask what variety of bbq sauce was used, and then likely consume some tender retard meat.
my point is clear: pussies like boner have it all wrong. retards are clearly subhuman, having a brain capacity well below that of your average chimpanzee. perhaps the issue of whether to eat a slowie or not is a moot point, but i feel that any self-respecting omnivore who accepts his position at the top of the food chain would gladly accept any commonly-consumed cut of meat, regardless of whether it came from the mentally handicapped or your friendly neighborhood veal farm. in a more perfect society, such activities would even be encouraged and noticed, as it does a great deal to help clean up our collective gene pool.
on a related note, i wholeheartedly endorse the state of texas's right to fry up as many 'tarded murderers as they like. damn beureaucrats standing in the way of everyone's fun all the time...
WHAT DO YOU THINK, KIDS? ARE SLOWIES PEOPLE OR WHAT? let's hear what YOU think.
-Tim Swanson
The Burden Pre-Orders
We just put the pre-orders up on the site
www.ngsrecords.com
-Pre-order package contains:
The Burden - Catholic Guilt CD (which is currently streaming on their myspace - www.myspace.com/theburdentx )
-The Burden 'Dopefiend' AF rip-off shirt
-And a mini-poster, with artwork by the legendary Give Up on one side, and sketchy tales of drug usage on the other.
Shirt and poster are limited to 25, and will only be available with the pre-order
And of course, you can just by the CD by it's self.
www.ngsrecords.com
Oh, and here's a free mp3 of the first track off the album. It's a rager.
http://www.ngsrecords.com/content/media/theburden-swastika.mp3
www.ngsrecords.com
-Pre-order package contains:
The Burden - Catholic Guilt CD (which is currently streaming on their myspace - www.myspace.com/theburdentx )
-The Burden 'Dopefiend' AF rip-off shirt
-And a mini-poster, with artwork by the legendary Give Up on one side, and sketchy tales of drug usage on the other.
Shirt and poster are limited to 25, and will only be available with the pre-order
And of course, you can just by the CD by it's self.
www.ngsrecords.com
Oh, and here's a free mp3 of the first track off the album. It's a rager.
http://www.ngsrecords.com/content/media/theburden-swastika.mp3
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