Trash TV

I stay up all night. I don't keep normal hours.

I watch Everybody Hates Chris every night. I don't like this show, but I watch it anyway. Neighborhood reminds me of growin' up I guess.

Cosby isn't funny. Also, don't they live in Brooklyn or some shit? Never seen anyone lace up Theo and snatch his chain and shoes.Didn't Bill Cosby murder his son or something?

Family Matters: There should be an episode where Officer Carl Winslow arrests Urkel for potential crimes against humanity with all those fucking inventions. If not that, multiple counts of destruction of private property. The little Winslow girl disappears about season 4 never to be mentioned again. Urkel probably killed her with Mengele-style experimentation, or just a wacky accident.

Three's Company: As fucking awesome as Mr. Furley is (clearly the superior landlord), Mr. Roper blatantly hates gay people, and doesn't even try to hide it. This was acceptable comedy fodder for me growin' up. You could make fun of gays on TV all the time when I was a lad. Dudes like JLJ and I aren't edgy for makin' fun of homos. We jacked that shit from Mr. Roper.

I'm tired. I don't know what else is on.

-db2k